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If you have a great sense of humor and an extremely sensible query for CJB that will make him rich beyond his wildest dreams (Perhaps you would like to purchase or commission a unique artwork for a few million, or maybe you are a sponsor / advertiser* with an interesting proposition worth £$00000000s) then please click this magical button to open and send a lifechanging email:
*No dogs were harmed in the making of the above movie. I did chip a fingernail!
If you just want a social chat and raise my follower count to 2 then please remember that you can follow, subscribe, troll and comment on my (does "HIS" third person sound more official?) social media posts.
⚠️ BTW: Any spam type emails will be auto deleted. Ensure there is a beneficial point to your email! I am a busy man sitting in forests! Replies may take up to 7 years — I mean days depending on CJB's (my) schedule — thank you for your patience.