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# Beetlejuice Recap
- URL: https://www.cjb.today/beetlejuice-recap/
- Published: 2024-05-25T18:16:04.000Z
- Updated: 2024-11-03T20:08:12.000Z
- Description: Just don't say his name 3 times!!!
- Author: CJB
- Tags: vss365, Poems & Poetry, Blog Seeds 🌱, Soul Coaching, Creativity & Art, Health & Healing, Soul Happiness, Mental Health & Wellness, Kindness & Love, Life Musings, Life Quotes, Music & Entertainment, Psychology & Mindset, Spiritual & Philosophy, Wisdom, Tips & Advice, Writing & Books, Relationships, Self Love & Improvement

The Maitlands were dead, deceased, six feet under you see,  
Their charming old farmhouse, now a wreck, eternally.  
Adam and Barbara, a most decent pair,  
Hated the thought of their home in disrepair.

Then came the Deetzes, with their designer despair,  
Their taste oh-so-modern, devoid of any care.  
Lydia, a teenager, draped in black attire,  
Befriended a hand and set the house on fire!

Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice said!  
A bio-exorcist, with a mischievous head.  
Striped suit and a grin, a chaotic delight,  
He haunted the owners, all day and all night.

Sandworms erupted, a shrunken down head,  
Snakes filled the toilet, a life for the dead.  
Juno (the Deetz wife) fainted with each scare,  
Charles, her crazed husband, ruffled his hair.

Beetlejuice summoned a dinner most grand,  
A grotesque display, commanded by hand.  
Shrunken guests choked, with each tiny scream,  
As Day-Glo decor filled a lichen-green dream.

Lydia danced with a demon, a curious sight,  
While Beetlejuice reveled in terror and fright.  
The Maitlands were exhausted by Beetlejuice's plan,  
They wanted their home back, they hated that man!

In the end came a solution, a contract most shrewd,  
The Deetzes would live, if the haunting subdued.  
Beetlejuice banished, with a mischievous wink,  
Leaving behind a macabre permanent stink!

So the next time you’re feeling a little bit low,  
Remember Beetlejuice is where weirdness doth flow.  
A dash of the crazy, a sprinkle of fright,  
He’ll mess up your world and shrink down your height!

Goodnight!

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